The Mind of a Kind Jerk

Hi. My name is Jimoh Ailohi Ovbiagele.
I am of Nigerian and Filipino descent.
To some I am aloof...don't really care.
To others I am a great friend and confidant.
I like pretty girls, fast cars, cool phones, the
discovery channel, and Jesus. Love Jesus [Update: I am now agnostic. Shit happens.].
I only have one goal in life and that is
to make sure this world isn't the same
place I welcomed at birth as it is
when I salute it at death.
I say you are not alive until you've been
remembered.
So when I heard that Ghandi said "everything
you do in life will be insignificant..."
I whispered "speak for yourself"
My existence will mean EVERYTHING.